She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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