I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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