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Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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