The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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