I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
3pm strippers are depressing
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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