Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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