Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
