What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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