its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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