You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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