everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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