i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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