I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Randomize
