Whoa Z and x make the same sound
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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