Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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