i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
she pinky promised me she was 18
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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