oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
