That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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