So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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