Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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