How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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