I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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