i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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