Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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