We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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