It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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