I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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