the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
