You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
we're making bets on your personal life
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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