I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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