Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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