How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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