I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
operation have a gay friend backfired
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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