I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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