People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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