508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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