so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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