ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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