She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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