Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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