i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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