gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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