Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
