We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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