we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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