So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
