one two three fourrrrnication!
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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