trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Floor bacon is actually really good
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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