his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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