butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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